Thanks to my friend BDC, I remembered I'm also in love with Katy Perry, who sings that song "I kissed a girl", you know it goes "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick". [Screaming the following sentence without ever once parting my teeth] She's on the hot tamale train, WHOOOOO! She's the perfect balance of cute and sassy and has the talent to back it up... back, back, back it up.
Okay so... don't tell anyone, but the other day my lips were really dry so I got some cherry chapstick! M-hmm, I did... I usually get Burt's Beeswax because it's what's available at the register at Target, but I went out of my way to look for cherry chapstick because Katy Perry thinks it's cool.