Sunday, December 14, 2008

Open Letter to All Fashion Houses and Designers

Step aside Giorgio Armani, Tom Ford, House of Givenchy, D&G... all you bitches. Le Himbotique has arrived! That's right, by this letter, House of Fantabulous formally announces the debut of Himboutique. Here to bring the haute back to haute couture. I'm bringing sexy haute back, yup! Just keepin' it luxe... 'cause that's how I roll, bitches.

You won't find Himboutique on 5th Avenue, Oxford Street, Champs-Élysées, Via Montenapoleone, not even Rodeo Drive. Our address is on zazzle.com 'cause I'm avant-garde like that.

I have to cut this letter short, la Maison de Chanel is calling [probably just Karl wanting to congratulate me]. I'll see you at Fashion Week... watch your backs!

-Himbotella Versace



Just doing my part to spread luxurious about the world. You're welcome.

Shop Himboutique!

*Himboutique is the official online store for My Hair is Luxurious!

9 comments:

  1. Will wearing a shirt with James Dean on it make me somehow cooler? I don't think it can hurt.

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  2. No narm I don't think it can hurt. Just kidding you are just as cool as James Dean.....the sausage.

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  3. Narm: Wearing the JD shirt takes the coolness factor up at least two notches. Especially when combined with a mustache or a beard.

    Lblucca77: LMAO! I forgot about the Jimmy Dean sausages. It's been a while since I've hit that isle ('cause I'm a vegg).

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  4. BC. this is all my dreams come true. MY HAIR IS...on clothes...you know what your gettign me for the big 26!!! and you know this is gules.

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  5. I tried to buy some t-shirts but the site said you were all sold out!!!

    Seriously though they are totally fetch!

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  6. Bon Don, stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It's never gonna happen!

    Shut it... really? Sold out? Or are you twisting my nipple again?

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  7. I'm not twisting your nipple... It said sold out. Top buyer "Himbolicious"

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  8. Lol Shut it! I tried it and it worked.

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