My friend, Monique is moving to Alaska tomorrow. I dedicate this post to her:
Once upon a time there was a princess named Moniqui. She hailed from the land of Samorange County. All of the peasants in the land bowed down to this bad mutha-shutcho-mouf! Princess Moniqui LOVED apple martinis, and one day she met a prince (whose name so happened to be Prince Martini) and he had the most luxurious hair in all of the lands. Princess Moniqui and Prince Martini fell in love but alas they couldn't be together no moz because Prince Martini was transferred to Hollywoodland. Heartbroken from their star-crossed love affair, Princess Moniqui's skin turned (Official Crayola Color) Apple-martini-green and fled Samorange County for a mainland called Alaska (she wanted a view of Russia). -The end.
