Sneak Peek

I finally got my bed and my chaise, here's a sneak peek. When I'm done, I'll post pix of Chateau Himbo.

The bed in this shot, is the one I bought. Isn't it luxurious?!

And this is my chaise:


That's all for now... gotta go home :P

Project Luxurious

Duuuuude! I know... the frequency of my blog posts have dwindled down to a pathetic rate. I am neck deep... nay!  I am up to my eye brows, immersed in Project Luxurious.

What is Project Luxurious, you say?

PL is the pop-culture reference to the rebeautifcation process of my apartment.

Let me back track a little... when I got back from Himbolicious Birthversary Spectacular! I came home to a gazillion ants. Immediately, I had my staff (lol... my staff. Who am I kidding?) address the catastrophe at hand. Btw, "immediately" is a himboism for "like 2 weeks, or so".  Anyways, I stayed at Bon Don's for like a month cause Himbolicious was not about to get his hair undid by a bunch of bugs... mmkay! Turns out the ants thing was a way bigger thing than I imagined and I had to basically move my entire apartment into the middle of the livingroom, so that the exterminator could come and spray the shit out of Chateu Himbo. Bon Don helped me do all this nonsense. HOWEVER... when you get Bon Don and Himbo in a room together, bad shit's bound to happen. Well, Bon Don convinced me to chuck my bed and couch, so I could get new ones. In the trash went the bed and couch and Himbo had to live with Bon Don and BDC until he wasn't afraid to go home anymore. It ended up being a much bigger project than I had ever envisioned but i"m nearly done and I can't wait. 

So you see kids, I haven't been ignoring you. I've just been preoccupied... consumed with PL.

P.S. I may or may not be drunk as a skunk right now... but that's beside the point. However, any gramatical errors are to be blamed on the alcohol consumption. 

I'm off like a prom dress...

-Himbo

Himbolicious Quote #10

Am I the only one completely over the rain? And the freezing cold weather? ...So unneccesary. As Cher Horowitz ever so eloquently put it, "AS IF! [...] this is California, not Kentucky". This crazy weather has got me a little moody, I find myself getting worked up over small stuff. Anyway, I haven't been posting very frequently lately, mostly because I have been staying over at Bon Don and BDC's house, I end up having way too much fun with them and never get around to blogging. I have to go home pretty soon because I plan on getting a new bed tomorrow, and maybe a chaise for my apartment, so I'll need to go rearrange my place, and all that jazz. I've also been spending time at the gym, going to a kewl new class called Rowbics. Everything hurts right now, I'm all sore.

So, we'll have lots to catch up on, Gabby's birthday extravaganza, SheBloggs' visit, pix of my newly redecorated apartment... I promise I'll be back with a vengeance, soon and will come over to the blogs I follow, to leave comments, hopefully by next week.

P.S. Don't forget to go join this giveaway!

Cheers,
Himbo

Will Blog 4 Food

Exciting news..! My friend, who I just decided to rename "Guero", is conducting a giveaway at his blog. Click here to check it out!

He's giving away $100 to Mix, a swanky new restaurant in The OC. He took me there before it officially opened... as training for their staff. I loved it, it's uber-luxurious and the staff wears the coolest outfits. The girls wear one of those Shakira-belts, you know it's like a scarf that goes around the waste, and the guys wear mandarin collar jackets, I loooove mandarin collar! I am absolutely bananas over the Five-Cheese Quesadilla with Shrimp and Green Tomatillo Sauce. It's sooooo good! That green tomatillo sauce is out of this world. You have to try a dessert called Taste of Chocolate, you have to taste it to comprehend the luxuriosity of it.

Anyway, you only have a week so run over to his blog and enter the giveaway, and tell him I sent you. If you win, you're taking me with you. I'm not joking... not even a little bit. Okay fine, you don't have to take me, I can pretty much go whenevs cause I have friends in high places... or is it that my friends are always high?

-Him

Please dear, your Uncle Himbo is hung

Scheiße! I know, I know... I've been M.I.A. a while [insert gunshot sounds here]. I deserve a spanking, or 26, but I'd really enjoy that... make sure you put your back into it.

a few weekends ago I celebrated my birthday, which went down in history as "Himbolicious Birthversary Spectacular!". It was amazing, the night lived up to the name. I got a couple of free rooms at "The Bev" (a hotel in Beverly Hills), one of which was upgraded to a suite. After we checked in, we walked to our suite in the Oasis tower, and ran into Justin Long, turns out the cast from "He's just not that into you" was at The Bev for a press junket. Stripper_D and The Lindz allegedly "borrowed" a makeup chair from the makeup room which was near mine. While the ladies got ready, Andy, BDC and I headed downstairs for a drink at Trader Vic's Lounge, I felt like such a rock*. It's a luxurious polinesian lounge where you can find the best drinks on the mainland. Then we all met up in the suite, everyone brought alcohol - we had champagne, wine, vodka, tequila, and I can't remember what else. After getting nice and shitfaced, we cabbed it 2 miles down Santa Monica Blvd. to run amuck in WeHo, at The Abbey.

The Abbey was effin' groovy! I got to take a picture with drag queens! Bon Don and BDC were also celebrating their anniversary so they headed back to the hotel... Mmmkay! By the time we headed back to The Bev to polish off the rest of the alcohol, only the hardcore porn*'s... I mean, rock*'s were left, Stripper_D, The Lindz, Andy and yours truly. On the cab ride back, Stripper_D allegedly stole a piece of a sign which was glued to the cab door - fucken klepto! She was in the backseat (as usual), when all of a sudden we heard this loud snap, everyone turned to her and she blurts out "I fell"! Umm... she was sitting down in a cab, but we were all too drunk to think it through. It wasn't until we got out of the cab that she showed us the merchandise... allegedly.

The next day we had breakfast at Bossa Nova and then headed back home to The OC, but enough about Himbolicious Birthversary Spectacular! (HBS!), cut to today, I haven't been home since the landmark event because my place is such a disaster you'd be required to wear a hard hat to be inside. So instead I've been crashing at The Don's, they Spoil me rotten. I've also been crazy busy at work... and truth be told, every weekend since HBS! I've enjoyed some libations causing your Uncle Himbo to be hung, thus unable to handle business @ Chateu Himbo. Priorities people. I have them.

Here are some pix from Himbolicious Birthversary Spectacular!:



-Himbo