Thursday, February 5, 2009

Please dear, your Uncle Himbo is hung

Scheiße! I know, I know... I've been M.I.A. a while [insert gunshot sounds here]. I deserve a spanking, or 26, but I'd really enjoy that... make sure you put your back into it.

a few weekends ago I celebrated my birthday, which went down in history as "Himbolicious Birthversary Spectacular!". It was amazing, the night lived up to the name. I got a couple of free rooms at "The Bev" (a hotel in Beverly Hills), one of which was upgraded to a suite. After we checked in, we walked to our suite in the Oasis tower, and ran into Justin Long, turns out the cast from "He's just not that into you" was at The Bev for a press junket. Stripper_D and The Lindz allegedly "borrowed" a makeup chair from the makeup room which was near mine. While the ladies got ready, Andy, BDC and I headed downstairs for a drink at Trader Vic's Lounge, I felt like such a rock*. It's a luxurious polinesian lounge where you can find the best drinks on the mainland. Then we all met up in the suite, everyone brought alcohol - we had champagne, wine, vodka, tequila, and I can't remember what else. After getting nice and shitfaced, we cabbed it 2 miles down Santa Monica Blvd. to run amuck in WeHo, at The Abbey.

The Abbey was effin' groovy! I got to take a picture with drag queens! Bon Don and BDC were also celebrating their anniversary so they headed back to the hotel... Mmmkay! By the time we headed back to The Bev to polish off the rest of the alcohol, only the hardcore porn*'s... I mean, rock*'s were left, Stripper_D, The Lindz, Andy and yours truly. On the cab ride back, Stripper_D allegedly stole a piece of a sign which was glued to the cab door - fucken klepto! She was in the backseat (as usual), when all of a sudden we heard this loud snap, everyone turned to her and she blurts out "I fell"! Umm... she was sitting down in a cab, but we were all too drunk to think it through. It wasn't until we got out of the cab that she showed us the merchandise... allegedly.

The next day we had breakfast at Bossa Nova and then headed back home to The OC, but enough about Himbolicious Birthversary Spectacular! (HBS!), cut to today, I haven't been home since the landmark event because my place is such a disaster you'd be required to wear a hard hat to be inside. So instead I've been crashing at The Don's, they Spoil me rotten. I've also been crazy busy at work... and truth be told, every weekend since HBS! I've enjoyed some libations causing your Uncle Himbo to be hung, thus unable to handle business @ Chateu Himbo. Priorities people. I have them.

Here are some pix from Himbolicious Birthversary Spectacular!:



  1. I’m so honored to be apart of the HBS, it’s seriously going down in history! I even think some of the shenanigans that went down that weekend are in fact illegal in some states!

    Glad to finally have you back in blogworld, now my email will finally clear up!!

  2. Did you cut your hair? you look different but it's a good different I promise. ;-)

  3. Good times! I'm glad u survived ur bday :P Gabby had mentioned you hadn't been around and I figured u were in jail or had a WeHo bf :P

  4. Bon Don: I'm so glad you were there. Illegal... who? I took care of that already, but that reminds me, you'll need to stop calling me Himbo and start calling me John Smith-Garcia.

    Desert Rat: Yeah I changed my hair, you know I'm a chameleon. But the one thing that doesn't change is the luxuriosity of my hair.

    Baxter: Thanks, I barely survived but I'm not sure my soul made it. Bummer you guys couldn't make it but that just means we'll need to have a part deux. You guys let us know when you wanna go out for drinks.

  5. What a fun birthday. A birthday that does not include a drag queen is not a birthday!

  6. LBlucca77: I agree, it's not a birthday 'til a drag queen shows up.

    It was such a Moulin Rouge bday... I love it!!

  7. Ahhh, it all looks like it was a ton of fun! Glad for you, sad for me that I wasn't there!

  8. Gabby: I know, bummer you couldnt make it but we'll just have to make up for it at your birthday! Woo hoo! I might end up passed out naked, I hope that's okay.

  9. I can't wait to toss our hair around at Gabbys Bday party. P.S It's MY bday too...but whatever GABBY.

    The Abbey is the best place evahhhh. xoxo

  10. Elizabeth Marie: I'm so excited! Isn't The Abbey awesome :)

  11. Oh Himbo! Gabby told me I should come check out your blog and it did not disappoint! Hilarity and so much fun. I'm Russ, and I hear we'll all be at Gabby and Liz's B-day tomorrow. Look forward to meeting you guys :)