Scheiße! I know, I know... I've been M.I.A. a while [insert gunshot sounds here]. I deserve a spanking, or 26, but I'd really enjoy that... make sure you put your back into it.
a few weekends ago I celebrated my birthday, which went down in history as "Himbolicious Birthversary Spectacular!". It was amazing, the night lived up to the name. I got a couple of free rooms at "The Bev" (a hotel in Beverly Hills), one of which was upgraded to a suite. After we checked in, we walked to our suite in the Oasis tower, and ran into Justin Long, turns out the cast from "He's just not that into you" was at The Bev for a press junket. Stripper_D and The Lindz allegedly "borrowed" a makeup chair from the makeup room which was near mine. While the ladies got ready, Andy, BDC and I headed downstairs for a drink at Trader Vic's Lounge, I felt like such a rock*. It's a luxurious polinesian lounge where you can find the best drinks on the mainland. Then we all met up in the suite, everyone brought alcohol - we had champagne, wine, vodka, tequila, and I can't remember what else. After getting nice and shitfaced, we cabbed it 2 miles down Santa Monica Blvd. to run amuck in WeHo, at The Abbey.
The Abbey was effin' groovy! I got to take a picture with drag queens! Bon Don and BDC were also celebrating their anniversary so they headed back to the hotel... Mmmkay! By the time we headed back to The Bev to polish off the rest of the alcohol, only the hardcore porn*'s... I mean, rock*'s were left, Stripper_D, The Lindz, Andy and yours truly. On the cab ride back, Stripper_D allegedly stole a piece of a sign which was glued to the cab door - fucken klepto! She was in the backseat (as usual), when all of a sudden we heard this loud snap, everyone turned to her and she blurts out "I fell"! Umm... she was sitting down in a cab, but we were all too drunk to think it through. It wasn't until we got out of the cab that she showed us the merchandise... allegedly.
The next day we had breakfast at Bossa Nova and then headed back home to The OC, but enough about Himbolicious Birthversary Spectacular! (HBS!), cut to today, I haven't been home since the landmark event because my place is such a disaster you'd be required to wear a hard hat to be inside. So instead I've been crashing at The Don's, they Spoil me rotten. I've also been crazy busy at work... and truth be told, every weekend since HBS! I've enjoyed some libations causing your Uncle Himbo to be hung, thus unable to handle business @ Chateu Himbo. Priorities people. I have them.
Here are some pix from Himbolicious Birthversary Spectacular!: