Friday, January 16, 2009

Trick or Tweet?

I'm finally on Twitter. It's so addicting! Go add me immediately http://twitter.com/FantabHimbo I think I have the lingo down, ahem, "Add me @fantabhimbo." Eh, eh? No? Whatever. I've added a widget over on the right so you can see my last 5 tweets.

I've been a little under the weather today; tonsils are swollen and throat's sore AGAIN. Can someone remind mother nature that it's January and not August, please? It's actually gorgeous outside so I shouldn't complain but my body is in total panic because it knows it's January, it prepared for a cold winter, but mother nature's like, "Just kidding... take that you giant". She's a trickster that mother nature she is. My electric bill is sure to be higher, I've had the AC on since the weekend.

I was hungry when I got home today, and lately I've been on this Mexican food kick [just tryin to get in touch with my roots mmmkay]. Bon Don came over for a couple of cooking lessons; one day we made frijoles de la hoya and another day Spanish rice. Isn't it ironic, don't you think[?], that Bon Don isn't Mexican, she's Apache [watch out for that bitch, she'll scalp ya if you cross her]. I made Soyrizo con huevos, today [sans Bon Don, she ditched me]. Yes, Soyrizo not
chorizo. I stopped eating meat last year. I saw the Soyrizo and decided to give it a try. It's actually really good, in fact better than the real thing. I couldn't tell that I was eating soy instead of pork lips, lymph nodes, and salivary glands [wikipedia that shit! Don't worry, I'll wait].

I'm hoping that I'll feel better tomorrow because it's been super busy @ work. As I've mentioned a couple of times recently, I work for 3 hotels now, instead of 1. My department is called RevMax, by industry folk. My company decided to eliminate the RevMax depts at all of the hotels in one of the smaller hotel-chains, and make the teams @ the larger chain take on the smaller hotels that were left orphaned. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining... glad I got to keep my job, just sayin.

-Himbo

12 comments:

  1. Oh Himbo!
    Your posts are always so good to read... you crack me UP!!!
    Talking about crack.... that post where you had that crack fool "singing" amazing grace was so hilarious and so painful to watch. I love that kind of combo, no matter how hard it is to get through it!

    HAHAHAHA!
    Have a fabulous day!
    xo
    P.V.S.P

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  2. Ew. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Chorizo is pork lips. Blech, gag, barf. Suddenly I'm not so hungry for lunch anymore...

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  3. Himbo you should come over here...it's real Mexican food cooked by real Mexicans! Never mind the wonderful seafood which only you and I could truly appreciate!

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  4. Gee,

    Why is your throat soar???? What have you been doing? Just Kidding! Hahahhaha!

    Love,
    Peyton

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  5. First of all Peyton, it's true. it's sore for the reason you think it is!

    Love,
    *Bon Don*

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  6. Second: I will scalp you beotch! and, I am part Beaner too!! My grand-daddy is black! I mean Bean!

    *Bon Don*

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  7. Third-ly: I can't do twitter himbo (sorry) it too much like "tweeker" cause you just tweek on it all day. Pay attention to your blog instead!

    you still sleeping? I'm bored. Did you get my "give it here percy?"

    *Bon Don*

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  8. Mammi-Amma: Thanks, gorgeous! Omg wasn't that great, my uncle, err... that crack-head was so busted. Me loves it. I sent him a letter informing him that "crack is NOT luxurious. Poor CH, he just didn't know.

    Kellie: I know right, grody. But it tastes effing delicious. Well, you can have soyrizo without the grossness. The buffalo thing from s-way sounded pretty ggross too ha?

    Desert Rat: Oh man, I love seafood! I love peasant food too.

    Peyton: I wish I had exciting things to lie about but unfortunately my life [or lack thereof] isn't nearly that interesting. I'm a snooze-fest.

    Bon Don: Are we talking about my throat or your booty hole? I'm corn-fused? I always forget about your grand-daddy cause you're such a luxurious woo woo woo woo woo!-indian.

    Betch, you got an indian name? You know like, green-toe-nails or little-bush, you know what I'm talkin 'bout?

    Thirdly, oh what, does it resurrect too many memories [from last night, tweeker]. I laughed my ass off watching the "give it here, Percy". Loved it!! Come over, I'm bored and wide awake!

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  9. I'm with Bon Don, I can't tweet or twitter or whatever you kids call it. Especially now that I can barely go online during the working day. It's a sad, sad situation! But I'm happy for you and your newfound twitterness.

    I hope your throat is feeling MUCH better! Give it a rest sometime, yeah? :)

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  10. Gabby: Okay fine, you two stick to tooting. And haha... yes mam...

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  11. Ok I am on twitter but I never use it because I can not figure out how to add it to my blog. I blame my blonde hair. It makes me a wee bit dumb sometimes.

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  12. Lblucca77: Omg me too, I blame blond hair. Wait. I don't have blond hair. I'm just a himbo.

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